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who criss-cross the country, providing you with all your favorite sporting events
while toiling under the harsh tyranny of the dreaded porta-potty.



Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Porcelain Report -TEXAS MOTORSPEEDWAY



For Texas Motorspeeday:


4 out of 5 bowls!

Texas gets dinged just one bowl because of the distance from
compound to bathrooms and because it was really cold and wet.
That's not the track's fault, but I don't really care, because
I hate being cold and wet, end of story.
TMS definitely went for quantity, and they succeeded, but it's not enough to go all the way.





The Starbucks Indicator
(0/poor/low/medium/high):


Dallas/Ft. Worth:
medium

We did find a perfectly acceptable Starbucks in
the Albertson's down the street.
It was legit - not one of those "we proudly serve Starbucks coffee"
fake-assed Starbucks. They never have soy milk.


Future Starbucks indication prediction: rising



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